Annoying Conversation #30: “The Dog Is Bored.” (By Which You Mean, “I Want a Divorce.”)

My husband tells me the dog is bored about ten times a week. And when he does, I always say the same thing:

The dog is a dog. Dogs don’t get bored!

But thanks to the magic of Xtranormal software – and some free time during the holidays — I’ve taken the time to delve into the true meaning of this phrase, The Dog is Bored. Is my husband projecting? Transferring? Planning on taking the dog for a romantic tropical vacation? Am I right? Am I crazy? You decide.

Relationships are full of mystery, open to interpretation, wild speculation, and deep neurosis. Or, in this case, all three.

Xtra Credit: See if you can watch the video with your spouse/significant other without getting in a fight!

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