Annoying Conversation #48: “I LOVED IT! (But It Needs A TON of Work!)”

Annoying Conversation #47: “Failure Is The New Success!” (By Which I Mean, “I’m Winning At Losing!”)

Annoying Conversation #46: “I’m So Grateful For My Greatness!” (A Humble-Brag Tutorial)

Annoying Conversation #45: “Stop Talking About Ashley Judd’s Puffy Face!” (Even Though She Wants To Talk About Not Talking About It!)

Annoying Conversation #44: “Support Women Writers! (But Not The Stupid Ones!)”

Annoying Conversation #43: “Dude, Where’s My Charger?”

ANNOYING CONVERSATION #42: “I Just Wrote Fifty Shades of Grey Area!” (“By Which I Mean, FanFic PAYS!”

When is copying not the sincerest form of flattery?

When the copier stands to make millions off someone else’s characters! Without so much as an acknowledgment to the author of the original characters!

WTF?!

Annoying Conversation #41: “I’m Giving a TED Talk! (In My Living Room!)”

Annoying Conversation #40: “I’m Making Cook’s Illustrated Beef Stew! (Prep Time: 29 Hours!)”

Annoying Conversation #39: “I’m Going Food Shopping (At 5 Different Stores)!”

What’s the prime number for food shopping?

By which I mean:

What’s the fewest number of stores you can possibly go to and get everything you need?

Most weeks, I go to at least 3 stores. Some weeks, it’s 5. If I throw in a specialty store (liquor, bakery, drug store), it’s upwards of 7.

Now you do the math….